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 When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me
ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil
said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur
.....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all
Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college
regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill in the
blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round &
Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..&
Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy
New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy
Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next
12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this
msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on
tree plz try later.
First the engagement
ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding
ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my
bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the
moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry
I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating
there food
I'm a killer, i kill
people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my
friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I
got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a
button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came
off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John
came fifth he won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10
million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5
million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all
things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on
you?
i want u 2 know dat our
friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means
alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window...
I look down & den... i lauf
again
An independant study has
proven
An
independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex
life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in
their right hand!
I'm @ the police
station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4
taking the piss
girls are like
phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but
if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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