Sardar sms Jokes, Sardar Ji Jokes, Sardar
sms
Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder
run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked
the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka
de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar
A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken, Waitercomes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang
kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil
murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR
tha!Tanzil Minhas
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi
machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay
ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Arsalan Shaka
This sardarji goes to
see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under
his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon
lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,
pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya
pata"kunjava
There's a funeral procession of a
sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are
dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on
the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is
celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh
Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the
reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar
brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
One day Sardar happened to
see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked
the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The
winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize!
Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
kunjava
Sardarji calls Air India. "How
long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the
receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.kunjava
Why did 18 Sardars go to a
movie?
Because below 18 was not
allowed.kunjava
Sardarji fixed an answering
machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it
because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai
ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava
A SARDAR IS SING A
PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO
PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN
UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"
"
Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh
de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga
de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke
biwi chahiye. maham
khan
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a
Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U
sister....XOLISWA
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne
kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main
Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo
Lena Hai".suraj
Ek sardar
Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse
flag diya. Sardar bola: Ismeaur colour dikhao!!! Siki
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare
yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola
kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti
hai Sam 3459129932
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